Here Comes Peter Got-No-Bail
A new children’s book is on the market, and it is meant to help kids cope with the arrest of a parent. This book assumes a few things: First, that the child even knows the identity of his or her...
View ArticleState Police Officer Gets The Shaft
They say this William Peake is a bad mother . . . Shut yo’ mouth! A black man fired at the end of his 18-month probationary period as a PA state trooper says he was wrongly let go for false claims that...
View ArticleThat’s Not The Erie Canal She’s Smelling
Meet Rachel Kozloff. Rachel is on trial for killing her boyfriend. Not that a woman needs a reason to kill a guy, but Kozloff’s reason was unique. She claimed she “could smell sex on him.” Wow, can you...
View ArticleThe Yellow Hos Of Texas
Despite what you may think, there are businesses being created in this Obama economy. Of course, they are shady businesses run by former Occupy protestors, but hey, whatever boosts the numbers, right?...
View ArticleBRB, Dude Shot. LOL
In this fast-paced, shoot ‘em up world, who has time to call 911? A new initiative will finally bring the 20-year-old SMS texting technology to emergency centers across the country in the coming years....
View ArticleIt’s Not Delivery. It’s A Dog Bowl
Tampa resident Richard Watson just made the greatest commercial ever for a frozen pizza company. “Our pizza is so delicious, you’ll literally kill to get your hands on one.” Debra Watson started...
View ArticleModupe Is A Mo-dope
Meet the lovely and talented Modupe Adunni Martin. Pretty hot, huh? Modupe claimed she received a boo-boo on her ankle while diligently working at her high-profile and mentally demanding job as a...
View ArticleGuns And Violins
Philly police commish Charles Ramsey has been tapped to take part in Joe Biden’s panel on gun violence. Ramsey: A man who is presiding over 327 homicides. POLICE COMMISSIONER Charles Ramsey will travel...
View ArticleFlorida Woman Takes A Licking, Keeps On Ticking
Meet Jennie Scott. Jennie likes the to practice the horizontal lambada with her Latino niño juguete. She also likes a man who can enter a region under cover of darkness. However, when that man is not...
View ArticleNJ Man Shoots Three Officers Inside Police Station
The MSM will claim we need to ban police officers from carrying guns in 3 . . . 2 . . . [Gloucester Township, NJ] officers responded to a residence around 1:07 a.m. for reports of a suspicious person....
View ArticleGross Point Blank
You know, being a police officer is a really good gig. You instantly become a babe magnet, get to carry a gun, scarf down all the donuts you can eat, and stop minorities for no reason at all. Despite...
View ArticleIf You Give A Pig A Pancake
He’ll want some donuts to go with it. Luckily for him, a group of other pork products were in the area, trying to catch the pesky porker. You know, I’ve made the local news once or twice in my career –...
View ArticleThe Feel-Good Story Of The Day
Meet Frank Nance, of Atlanta. Frank allegedly shot a police officer in the face on Friday night. Now, Frank is the poster boy for what happens when you shoot a cop. Frank Nance allegedly shot Atlanta...
View ArticleThe Smothers Sisters
A Washington woman has been arrested and charged with manslaughter after smothering her boyfriend to death. With her breasts. The victim was most likely a huge bosom fan, so it’s ironic that he was...
View ArticleYou Can Ring My Bell
As long as you don’t threaten to blow it up. One of our resident lunatics threatened to blow up the Liberty Bell this weekend. Smarty McGeniuspants didn’t realize the bell is so well protected that...
View ArticleSo You Want To Be A Police Officer?
Stop that thinking right now. Meet Diana Lopez. Diana was a lieutenant in the Tucson Police Department. Her “superiors” demoted her after she sent sexually explicit pictures and videos to her boyfriend...
View ArticleTrue Detective Stories
This is a photo of the division’s wall clock. I took it yesterday. Notice the temperature in the bottom right corner: 65 degrees. (For the record, the 65 reading is misleading. It was much colder in...
View ArticleCrash And Burn
The manhunt for subhuman piece of filth Christopher Dorner may have come to a crispy end. Charred human remains have been found in the burned cabin where police believe fugitive ex-cop Christopher...
View ArticleBonnie And Clod
Meet Blake Bills and Shayna Sykes of Macungie, PA. Don’t let the boobehs fool you; these two are nothing more than rich white trash. They will soon be the darlings of Cell Block D. On Tuesday morning,...
View ArticleHello Kitty!
Meet Christie Dawn Harris. Christie proudly exercises her Second Amendment rights, and could teach the rest of us a thing or two about concealed carry. Of course, class registration is limited to her...
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